17 March 2011

inanimate objects reach out and attack me

I think this world is trying to kill me.

I just reached into the fridge and a vase fell off the top of it onto my wrist. For a few minutes, hopping around and tearing up, I thought it was broken, and I was not at all sure how I was going to get to the hospital on my own.

It's not broken. I don't think. It is just a very painful lump that hurts when I move my hand.

See also: knee pain from kung fu (I'm doing it wrong), general not-over-a-cold, non-allergies that feel like allergies, the massive hole I grated in my thumb with the cheese grater the other day that keeps oozing.

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