Please don't ever, ever commit a crime. Or produce any evidence. Or make a record of anything. Or talk to anyone, ever again. Or go anywhere. Or do anything. Just as a favor. Because any of it, somewhere, someday, could become evidence to torture some poor law student somewhere. So just... sit still. From now until the end of time. DON'T MOVE. Or even breathe.
In other news...
It's really sad when you get excited about getting an email at 1:45 am and it turns out to be the document you just emailed yourself so you can print it out at a public computer. Yeah. Good moment.
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