medium

You know those days when you don't know if you have a sinus infection, meningitis, a cold, or just allergies?

No? 

Just me then, I guess.

I honestly can't even tell anymore. Head that feels explosively painful? Yellow snot? Teeth that ache? Low-grade fever?

Oh, who even knows.

It's probably just allergies.

You know what the allergen count was today? 

Medium. 

MEDIUM.

I give up.

I am taking elderberry just in case.

Also oscillococcinum. That expired in December. Whatever. I'm sure it's fine.

I looked for mainstream cold medication at Wh0le F00ds. They had no such thing. So I am left with ibuprofen (not working) and elderberry and expired oscillococcinum. Something better work.