a day like alexander

as in, no good, very bad, etc.

not that it's actually bad. what's happening today is that i'm feeling pretty happy, but everything that can go wrong is doing so. i burned my fingers four times making a quesadilla to pack for lunch (then forgot to bring it to school). i cut myself six times while shaving in anticipation of water aerobics (two very deep and painful ones) and bled all over the bathroom floor. i whacked my elbow on the lock on the locker next to mine at the gym, then sat on the bench and hit my head on the corner of my own locker. by the end of the day, i'm going to look like someone pushed me down the stairs and kicked me, one big mess of burns and cuts and bruises.