i am an anime character

I went to the eye doctor today and she dumped yellow drops into my eyes, which oozed out over the next few hours and stung like mad. When I went to the bathroom an hour later, I looked in the mirror and saw that my eyes were a rim of blue around a huge black hole, like an eclipse. I wanted to show it to people but there was no one to show in the bathroom. So when I found M and DTL, I pointed it out to them and they were impressed. "You look like an anime character!" DTL said. And then, less flatteringly, "Have you been rolling?" Erm. NO.