Me: I've figured out how to eat chocolate four times a day without ruining the healthfulness of my diet.* I have eight chocolate buttons with my chai in the morning, eight chocolate buttons after lunch, two squares of mint chocolate on the drive home, and two dark chocolate peanut butter cups when I get home. It means that I have to keep my other snacks pretty healthy, so I usually just have a cheese stick and some chocolate-covered almonds in the morning.
J: So... you don't count the chocolate-covered almonds as chocolate?
Me: Noooo...? I guess not? Because those are almonds. Just with some chocolate.
I guess I eat chocolate five times a day.
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* Diet in the "what I eat every day" sense, not the "trying to lose weight" sense.
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