It was supposed to be haunted and terrifying, but the scariest thing was the 12 year old girls shrieking behind us. We just laughed, and when a bony lunatic in a cage reached toward my forehead, I flicked his hand gently, chuckling at him. He patted my head as I passed the end of the cage, but I didn't even flinch.
Then I tried to get the zombie in the corner to move, but he wouldn't, so we hid around corners and jumped out at strangers.
It's disappointing how quickly people figure out that you are not a monster when you have no mask, blast it all.
Then I tried to get the zombie in the corner to move, but he wouldn't, so we hid around corners and jumped out at strangers.
It's disappointing how quickly people figure out that you are not a monster when you have no mask, blast it all.
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