Around 7:30 p.m., I started realizing that I felt weird. My head felt a little floaty. My stomach felt icky.
I really do have to remember that two large cups of cold-brewed coffee on a nearly empty stomach is not a good plan for me.
I was drinking lots of coffee at dinnertime in an attempt to make my red-eye flight to Michigan slightly less awful. If I'm not sleepy, I can't be tired, right?
Lie. Coffee doesn't actually keep me awake (except for the whole psychological aspect), but it does make me have to pee, a lot. Getting up to go to the bathroom is going to be what keeps me awake. The people sitting in seats 34E and 34 D are going to LOVE me.
"Can I just... squeeze past you one more time?"
Yeah. Not so good.
I really do have to remember that two large cups of cold-brewed coffee on a nearly empty stomach is not a good plan for me.
I was drinking lots of coffee at dinnertime in an attempt to make my red-eye flight to Michigan slightly less awful. If I'm not sleepy, I can't be tired, right?
Lie. Coffee doesn't actually keep me awake (except for the whole psychological aspect), but it does make me have to pee, a lot. Getting up to go to the bathroom is going to be what keeps me awake. The people sitting in seats 34E and 34 D are going to LOVE me.
"Can I just... squeeze past you one more time?"
Yeah. Not so good.
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