FUUUUULLL.
I ate too much.
Macaroni and cheese and cornbread and peanut butter pie (I scorn the recall) and sweet potato fries (whose other name is ORANGE FRIED DELICIOUSNESS OF CRACK COCAINE). Sweet potato fries might possibly have ruined normal chipses for me.
Remind me not to eat southern food, ever again. Too many carbs. Too much cream. Too much over-stuffing myself.
I have to be careful not to move too much, lest my over-capacity stomach revolt. I think I'll go to bed instead. If I can sleep. My stomach is so full that it might compress my other organs and make it impossible to breathe in a prone position.
Tooooo much fooooood.
I ate too much.
Macaroni and cheese and cornbread and peanut butter pie (I scorn the recall) and sweet potato fries (whose other name is ORANGE FRIED DELICIOUSNESS OF CRACK COCAINE). Sweet potato fries might possibly have ruined normal chipses for me.
Remind me not to eat southern food, ever again. Too many carbs. Too much cream. Too much over-stuffing myself.
I have to be careful not to move too much, lest my over-capacity stomach revolt. I think I'll go to bed instead. If I can sleep. My stomach is so full that it might compress my other organs and make it impossible to breathe in a prone position.
Tooooo much fooooood.
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