28 June 2008

multiple choice:

Question: It is 100 degrees F outside, and with the afternoon sun banking this direction, keeping the blinds closed is no longer enough to prevent roastage inside the apartment. Do you:

a. Open the windows and use the $11.99 fan from T@rget, even though there is only one window and no real possibility of air circulation?

b. Turn on the airconditioning?

c. Open the door to the hallway, allowing the building's airconditioning to waft into your apartment?

Hint: You are extremely broke. Which one costs YOU the least? Which one causes passing stranger neighbors to look at you oddly? Pick that one.

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