my terrible horrible no-good very bad day

And I cannot even tell you about it because, you know, this is a blog and anyone can read it. But I want to crawl back into my bed - nay, under my bed - and forget this day ever happened. I just wish I could stop thinking. No more thinking. Then I would feel better, maybe.

Yes, this is an informative post. Everyone will get a lot out of it, I'm sure. Maybe later.